Keystone Light and The Donkey Show are celebrating what it means to be pathetic. And we want to know what that means to you by submitting your unsmooth move below.

Let's say you're on a date and you did something stupid, completely embarrassed yourself and you'll never get with that girl again. That's pretty unsmooth. We'd love to hear about it. Say you back into your boss' car and left without telling him. Again. Pretty unsmooth. You getting the vibe? Good.

Now think of your unsmooth move and tell us about it below. If you don't want to use your real name, that's totally cool. The best stories will get read on the Donkey Show.